* The Chemically Enhanced Comedy of Brian Lee *
3 Down.....1 to Go!!!!!!
I think I made it pretty clear in one of my earlier rants how much I dislike
Philadelphia. I mean, I really hate New England....but Philly (or as I call
it..West New Jersey) is a very close second. I know it's the other side
of my very own state...but really...what is there to like about it? Cheese
Steaks? Anyone can make those. Liberty Bell? Already broken (they
can't keep anything nice, can they?) Nope, can't really think of anything.
Oh wait, I did think of something. If it wasn't for Philth-adelphia...we
wouldn't have the following pictures:
To all my friends in Philly...you knew this would be coming. There may
come a day in the future where you will have the chance to return the
favor. I will be ready for it and will take it in stride. Until then....ALL HAIL
THE MIGHTY PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!
Till next time......drinks are on me,
BL
I think I made it pretty clear in one of my earlier rants how much I dislike
Philadelphia. I mean, I really hate New England....but Philly (or as I call
it..West New Jersey) is a very close second. I know it's the other side
of my very own state...but really...what is there to like about it? Cheese
Steaks? Anyone can make those. Liberty Bell? Already broken (they
can't keep anything nice, can they?) Nope, can't really think of anything.
Oh wait, I did think of something. If it wasn't for Philth-adelphia...we
wouldn't have the following pictures:
To all my friends in Philly...you knew this would be coming. There may
come a day in the future where you will have the chance to return the
favor. I will be ready for it and will take it in stride. Until then....ALL HAIL
THE MIGHTY PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!
Till next time......drinks are on me,
BL
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Cerebral
Punishment
Punishment
Reasons to Drink for May:
1 May 1751 - America’s first cricket tournament was held in New York
City. Why?
2 May 1977 - Eric Clapton recorded "Wonderful Tonight."
3 May 1928 - Happy Birthday James Brown.
4 May 1970 - The Ohio National Guardsmen opened fire on students
during an anti-Vietnam war protest at Kent State University. Take that,
Hippies!
5 May 1943 - Happy Birthday Michael Palin (Monty Python)
6 May 1972 - Elton John's "Rocket Man" was released. And no one saw
what was coming with that guy?
7 May 1968 - Happy Birthday Tracy Lords.
8 May 1970 - The Beatles album "Let it Be" was released.
9 May 1949 - Happy Birthday Billy Joel.
10 May 1968 - Jim Morrison (Doors) incited a riot during a Chicago
concert.
11 May 1858 - Minnesota was admitted as the 32nd U.S. state. (You're
welcome, Roy.)
12 May 1937 - Happy Birthday George Carlin.
13 May 1939 - Happy Birthday Harvey Keitel.
14 May 1998 - Frank Sinatra died after a heart attack at the age of 82.
15 May 1985 - Prince released the single "Raspberry Beret." Oh hell
yeah!
16 May 1943 - Danny Trejo. (You know him, he's in EVERY movie.)
17 May 1980 - Peter Criss left KISS to pursue a solo career. Guess that
went well for him....dumbass.
18 May 1980 - Mt. Saint Helens erupted in Washington state.
Unfortunately the state survived.
19 May 1945 - Happy Birthday Pete Townsend.
20 May 1968 - Happy Birthday Timothy Olyphant (Deadwood)
21 May 1952 - Happy Birthday Mr. T.
22 May 1970 - Happy Birthday Whitney Wonders (52 EEE - Holy Shit!)
23 May 1998 - British Protestants and Irish Catholics of Northern Ireland
approved a peace accord. Then they all drank "Irish Car Bombs" to
celebrate.
24 May 1938 - Happy Birthday Tommy Chong.
25 May 1963 - Happy Birthday Mike Myers.
26 May 1975 - Deep Purple's "Smoke On The Water" was released.
27 May 1907 - The Bubonic Plague broke out in San Francisco. Again,
unfortunately, the city survived.
28 May 1977 - The song "Barracuda" was released by Heart.
29 May 1973 - Mike Oldfield released his "Tubular Bells" LP. The title
track would later become the theme for "The Exorcist."
30 May 1978 - Led Zeppelin began recording "In Through the Out Door."
31 May 1976 - The Who played at the Charlton Athletic Grounds in
England and make the Guinness Book of World Records as the loudest
rock band ever. Their set measured 76,000 watts and 120 decibels.
1 May 1751 - America’s first cricket tournament was held in New York
City. Why?
2 May 1977 - Eric Clapton recorded "Wonderful Tonight."
3 May 1928 - Happy Birthday James Brown.
4 May 1970 - The Ohio National Guardsmen opened fire on students
during an anti-Vietnam war protest at Kent State University. Take that,
Hippies!
5 May 1943 - Happy Birthday Michael Palin (Monty Python)
6 May 1972 - Elton John's "Rocket Man" was released. And no one saw
what was coming with that guy?
7 May 1968 - Happy Birthday Tracy Lords.
8 May 1970 - The Beatles album "Let it Be" was released.
9 May 1949 - Happy Birthday Billy Joel.
10 May 1968 - Jim Morrison (Doors) incited a riot during a Chicago
concert.
11 May 1858 - Minnesota was admitted as the 32nd U.S. state. (You're
welcome, Roy.)
12 May 1937 - Happy Birthday George Carlin.
13 May 1939 - Happy Birthday Harvey Keitel.
14 May 1998 - Frank Sinatra died after a heart attack at the age of 82.
15 May 1985 - Prince released the single "Raspberry Beret." Oh hell
yeah!
16 May 1943 - Danny Trejo. (You know him, he's in EVERY movie.)
17 May 1980 - Peter Criss left KISS to pursue a solo career. Guess that
went well for him....dumbass.
18 May 1980 - Mt. Saint Helens erupted in Washington state.
Unfortunately the state survived.
19 May 1945 - Happy Birthday Pete Townsend.
20 May 1968 - Happy Birthday Timothy Olyphant (Deadwood)
21 May 1952 - Happy Birthday Mr. T.
22 May 1970 - Happy Birthday Whitney Wonders (52 EEE - Holy Shit!)
23 May 1998 - British Protestants and Irish Catholics of Northern Ireland
approved a peace accord. Then they all drank "Irish Car Bombs" to
celebrate.
24 May 1938 - Happy Birthday Tommy Chong.
25 May 1963 - Happy Birthday Mike Myers.
26 May 1975 - Deep Purple's "Smoke On The Water" was released.
27 May 1907 - The Bubonic Plague broke out in San Francisco. Again,
unfortunately, the city survived.
28 May 1977 - The song "Barracuda" was released by Heart.
29 May 1973 - Mike Oldfield released his "Tubular Bells" LP. The title
track would later become the theme for "The Exorcist."
30 May 1978 - Led Zeppelin began recording "In Through the Out Door."
31 May 1976 - The Who played at the Charlton Athletic Grounds in
England and make the Guinness Book of World Records as the loudest
rock band ever. Their set measured 76,000 watts and 120 decibels.
Brians' Monthly List
Every month, I will post some random list of...well, whatever comes to
mind. Could be places to visit, drinks to try...anything. Keep checking
back to find out what is random shit might be printed up here.
5 Comedians from Great Britain you must see:
5. The Two Ronnies
4. Billy Connolly
3. Eddie Izzard
2. Jimmy Carr
1. Peter Kay
Every month, I will post some random list of...well, whatever comes to
mind. Could be places to visit, drinks to try...anything. Keep checking
back to find out what is random shit might be printed up here.
5 Comedians from Great Britain you must see:
5. The Two Ronnies
4. Billy Connolly
3. Eddie Izzard
2. Jimmy Carr
1. Peter Kay
Cerebral
Punishment
Punishment
| next show: to be announced...soon! |
