* The Chemically Enhanced Comedy of Brian Lee *
And We're Off and Running!
Where did January go? My God, that was a fast month. Quick recap:
Did a "two-night stand" at Fatboys Country Store in Leonardtown, MD.
Sold out the first night, and had a great turnout for the second night
(even though I was competing against the NFL Playoffs). I can't thank
Randy and the staff of the Country Store enough for your hospitality and
support. If you are ever in southern Maryland, you need to stop by and
have a drink there!
On a side note, I gave my photographer the weekend off, so I don't have
any pictures from the show. I did, however, have my videotographers
working (thank you Mindy and Jim). Before you ask, the videos will not
be posted on the site....I don't want to risk that radio station in Pittsburgh
stealing anymore of my material.
If you were at one of the shows and did take pics..please send them to
me.
What's on tap? First, I will be one of the judges for the finals of the
"Cadillac Jack's Amateur Comedy Competition" on 4 February at 8 p.m.
Along with two other judges, I will be judging the contestants "Idol
Style". It should be a fun night.
After that, I will be hosting and MC'ing a show for some of Southern
Maryland's up and coming comics....or what I like to call, an "easy
payday". This will happen on February 27th, at Cadillac Jacks' Night
Club in Lexington Park, MD. Come out and support the new blood as
well as see me try out some of my new routine as I prepare for my
"Getting' the Hell out of Southern Maryland" 2010 Tour.
Finally, I have to send out congratulations to some very good friends.
First, congratulations to Jon and Nichole C. on the birth of their first
child, Ellanore Anne.
And second, congratulations to Donna K. on her retirement from the U.S.
Navy. You made it! Looking forward to catching up with some old
friends at the ceremony.
Oh, and fuck Jay Leno!
Till next time......drinks are on me,
BL
| next show: to be announced...soon! |
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Cerebral
Punishment
Punishment
Reasons to Drink for February
1 1861 - Texas voted to secede from the Union. Unfortunately, we let
them back in and they brought Mexico with them.
2 1973 - NBC-TV debuted "Midnight Special."
3 1959 - Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper died in a plane
crash in Iowa. Don Maclean went on to become a millionaire because of
it.
4 1940. Happy Birthday George Romero.
5 1962. Happy Birthday to "Big Bully" Nick Busick.
6 1998 - Washington National Airport was renamed for U.S. Ronald
Reagan with the signing of a bill by U.S. President Clinton. One of the
very few good things Clinton ever did.
7 1962. Happy Birthday Eddie Izzard.
8 1988 - The Who reunited for their 25th anniversary at a London
awards ceremony.
9 1997 - "The Simpsons" became the longest-running prime-time
animated series.
10 1978 - Van Halen's debut album was released.
11 1964. Happy Birthday Sarah Palin. She might be crazy..but you know
you would still do her.
12 1997 - David Bowie received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
13 1961 - Frank Sinatra unveiled his own recording label, Reprise.
14 1929 - The "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" took place in Chicago, IL.
15 1967 - The band Chicago formed.
16 2005 - The NHL announced the cancellation of the 2004-2005 season
due to a labor dispute.
17 1934 - The first high school automobile driver’s education course
was introduced in State College, PA. And THAT'S why PA has the best
drivers.
18 1974 - KISS released their first album.
19 1980 - Bon Scott, lead singer of AC/DC, died at the age of 33.
20 1960 - Happy Birthday Joel Hodgson (MST3K)
21 Happy Birthday to my Dad!
22 1968 - Happy Birthday Jeri Ryan.
23 1970 - Ringo Starr guest starred on "Laugh-In."
24 1979 - "Roxanne" was released by The Police.
25 1987 - Frank Sinatra guest starred on CBS-TV's "Magnum P.I."
26 1977 - The Eagles' "Hotel California" was released. It's been played
into the ground ever since.
27 1997 - In Ireland, divorce became legal.
28 1977 - Ray Charles was attacked by an audience member on stage. I
wonder if he saw it coming.
29 Leap Year. You can only drink on this day once every 4 years.
1 1861 - Texas voted to secede from the Union. Unfortunately, we let
them back in and they brought Mexico with them.
2 1973 - NBC-TV debuted "Midnight Special."
3 1959 - Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper died in a plane
crash in Iowa. Don Maclean went on to become a millionaire because of
it.
4 1940. Happy Birthday George Romero.
5 1962. Happy Birthday to "Big Bully" Nick Busick.
6 1998 - Washington National Airport was renamed for U.S. Ronald
Reagan with the signing of a bill by U.S. President Clinton. One of the
very few good things Clinton ever did.
7 1962. Happy Birthday Eddie Izzard.
8 1988 - The Who reunited for their 25th anniversary at a London
awards ceremony.
9 1997 - "The Simpsons" became the longest-running prime-time
animated series.
10 1978 - Van Halen's debut album was released.
11 1964. Happy Birthday Sarah Palin. She might be crazy..but you know
you would still do her.
12 1997 - David Bowie received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
13 1961 - Frank Sinatra unveiled his own recording label, Reprise.
14 1929 - The "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" took place in Chicago, IL.
15 1967 - The band Chicago formed.
16 2005 - The NHL announced the cancellation of the 2004-2005 season
due to a labor dispute.
17 1934 - The first high school automobile driver’s education course
was introduced in State College, PA. And THAT'S why PA has the best
drivers.
18 1974 - KISS released their first album.
19 1980 - Bon Scott, lead singer of AC/DC, died at the age of 33.
20 1960 - Happy Birthday Joel Hodgson (MST3K)
21 Happy Birthday to my Dad!
22 1968 - Happy Birthday Jeri Ryan.
23 1970 - Ringo Starr guest starred on "Laugh-In."
24 1979 - "Roxanne" was released by The Police.
25 1987 - Frank Sinatra guest starred on CBS-TV's "Magnum P.I."
26 1977 - The Eagles' "Hotel California" was released. It's been played
into the ground ever since.
27 1997 - In Ireland, divorce became legal.
28 1977 - Ray Charles was attacked by an audience member on stage. I
wonder if he saw it coming.
29 Leap Year. You can only drink on this day once every 4 years.
Brian-tologist of the Month!
Every month, Cerebral-punishment.com is going to recognize one of
Brian Lee's best fans.....the Brian-tologist of the Month! This months'
winner is:
Polly (Triple P). of Washington, PA!
One of the best fans (and more importantly, friends) I could ever have.
Polly is getting ready to make her SECOND trip over to the Middle East.
Be safe and come home soon!
Every month, Cerebral-punishment.com is going to recognize one of
Brian Lee's best fans.....the Brian-tologist of the Month! This months'
winner is:
Polly (Triple P). of Washington, PA!
One of the best fans (and more importantly, friends) I could ever have.
Polly is getting ready to make her SECOND trip over to the Middle East.
Be safe and come home soon!
Cerebral
Punishment
Punishment
| Next show: Cadillac Jacks' Night Club - February 4th. |
"Brian-Buster Recommendations":
Must See: "Zombieland". If you liked "Shaun of the Dead", you will like
this as well. Woody Harrelson's still got it.
Must Avoid: "The Ugly Truth". Yep, I was roped into seeing another
chick flick. Avoid this like the plague. For the love of God, Gerard Butler,
PLEASE stick to action movies.
Must See: "Zombieland". If you liked "Shaun of the Dead", you will like
this as well. Woody Harrelson's still got it.
Must Avoid: "The Ugly Truth". Yep, I was roped into seeing another
chick flick. Avoid this like the plague. For the love of God, Gerard Butler,
PLEASE stick to action movies.
