* The Chemically Enhanced Comedy of Brian Lee *
What Did I Miss?
I have to start with an apology. For the first time in 3 years, I did not
write a rant about Valentines' Day. My schedule turned out to be a little
more hectic than I originally planned. But the worse part was the 6 feet
of FUCKING' SNOW that fell on us this month. GLOBAL WARMING MY
ASS!
My Dad hit it right on the head when he said "I can't believe I'm saying
this, but I can't wait to cut grass, again".
But all this snow left me plenty of time to watch the Winter Olympics.
How great was the hockey tournament? Even though Canada won the
Gold Medal, the U.S. showed unbelievable skill and class in a game that
they were supposedly over matched in. In wasn't going to be another
"Miracle on Ice", but the Americans showed that they belonged. Great
job, guys!
As far as Canada goes, I can handle the fact that they won the Gold. At
least the Russians didn't win. Sidney Crosby has now won the Stanley
Cup and an Olympic Gold Medal all in one year and has solidified himself
as the best player in the world. Suck on that, Ovechkin!
Oh yeah, there was some other stuff going on as well. Yoko Ono won
like 4 medals in speed skating. Some American chick did some skiing,
but didn't win much. At least she is hot...so she's got that going for her.
Oh, and of course, the networks covered about 1,400 hours of Curling. I
am not even going to waste my time talking about that train wreck
called "Ice Dancing".
There was only one problem I had with the Olympics. For me, it just
doesn't seem like the Winter Games without Haiti.
Too soon?
Alright, enough of my rambling for this month. Make sure you check out
the "Schedule" page to get information on the next show.
Oh, and there is going to be a MAJOR announcement coming up in the
next couple months, so keep checking back for it. It's going to be
AWESOME!
Till next time......drinks are on me,
BL
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Cerebral
Punishment
Punishment
Reasons to Drink for March:
1 1944 - Happy Birthday Roger Daltrey (The Who)
2 1861 - The U.S. Congress created the Territory of Nevada...bring on the
casinos!
3 1903 - The U.S. imposed a $2 head tax on immigrants. Now, if we
could just update this...that's hope and change I can stand for.
4 1994 - John Candy passed away on this day.
5 1982 - John Belushi passed away on this day. Man, not a good month
for Second City alumni.
6 1946 - Happy Birthday David Gilmour (Pink Floyd).
7 1933 - The board game Monopoly was invented.
8 1993 - "Beavis and Butthead" premiered on MTV as a series.
9 1964 - The first Ford Mustang rolled off of the Ford assembly line.
Navy pilots rejoiced!
10 1940 - Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.
11 1969 - Levi-Strauss started selling bell-bottomed jeans. Hippies
everywhere rejoiced.
12 1953 - Happy Birthday to "The Hedgehog" Ron Jeremy.
13 1974 - The U.S. Senate voted 54-33 to restore the death penalty.
Now, we just need to use it more often.
14 2003 - Robert Blake was released from jail on $1.5 million bail. He
had been jailed for the murder of his wife Bonny Lee Bakley.
15 1976 - "Destroyer" was released by KISS.
16 1954 - Happy Birthday Nancy Wilson (Heart).
17 1951 - Happy Birthday Kurt Russell.
18 1972 - Happy Birthday Dane Cook.
19 1931 - The state of Nevada legalized gambling.
20 1899 - Martha M. Place became the first woman to be executed in
the electric chair. Hey ladies, how's that for "equality"?
21 1955 - NBC-TV presented the first "Colgate Comedy Hour".
22 1958 - Hank Williams Jr. made his stage debut in Swainsboro, GA, at
the age of eight.
23 1962 - Happy Birthday John Pinette.
24 1944 - Happy Birthday R. Lee Ermey.
25 1967 - The Who made its U.S. concert debut in New York.
26 1975 - The film "Tommy" premiered in London. The movie was based
on the rock opera by The Who. Yep, this month is all about The Who.
27 1963 - Happy Birthday Quentin Tarantino.
28 1970 - Happy Birthday Vince Vaughn.
29 1993 - Clint Eastwood won his first Oscar.
30 1994 - Pink Floyd released the album "The Division Bell."
31 1943 - Happy Birthday Christopher Walken.
1 1944 - Happy Birthday Roger Daltrey (The Who)
2 1861 - The U.S. Congress created the Territory of Nevada...bring on the
casinos!
3 1903 - The U.S. imposed a $2 head tax on immigrants. Now, if we
could just update this...that's hope and change I can stand for.
4 1994 - John Candy passed away on this day.
5 1982 - John Belushi passed away on this day. Man, not a good month
for Second City alumni.
6 1946 - Happy Birthday David Gilmour (Pink Floyd).
7 1933 - The board game Monopoly was invented.
8 1993 - "Beavis and Butthead" premiered on MTV as a series.
9 1964 - The first Ford Mustang rolled off of the Ford assembly line.
Navy pilots rejoiced!
10 1940 - Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.
11 1969 - Levi-Strauss started selling bell-bottomed jeans. Hippies
everywhere rejoiced.
12 1953 - Happy Birthday to "The Hedgehog" Ron Jeremy.
13 1974 - The U.S. Senate voted 54-33 to restore the death penalty.
Now, we just need to use it more often.
14 2003 - Robert Blake was released from jail on $1.5 million bail. He
had been jailed for the murder of his wife Bonny Lee Bakley.
15 1976 - "Destroyer" was released by KISS.
16 1954 - Happy Birthday Nancy Wilson (Heart).
17 1951 - Happy Birthday Kurt Russell.
18 1972 - Happy Birthday Dane Cook.
19 1931 - The state of Nevada legalized gambling.
20 1899 - Martha M. Place became the first woman to be executed in
the electric chair. Hey ladies, how's that for "equality"?
21 1955 - NBC-TV presented the first "Colgate Comedy Hour".
22 1958 - Hank Williams Jr. made his stage debut in Swainsboro, GA, at
the age of eight.
23 1962 - Happy Birthday John Pinette.
24 1944 - Happy Birthday R. Lee Ermey.
25 1967 - The Who made its U.S. concert debut in New York.
26 1975 - The film "Tommy" premiered in London. The movie was based
on the rock opera by The Who. Yep, this month is all about The Who.
27 1963 - Happy Birthday Quentin Tarantino.
28 1970 - Happy Birthday Vince Vaughn.
29 1993 - Clint Eastwood won his first Oscar.
30 1994 - Pink Floyd released the album "The Division Bell."
31 1943 - Happy Birthday Christopher Walken.
Brian-tologist of the Month!
Every month, Cerebral-punishment.com is going to recognize one of
Brian Lee's best fans.....the Brian-tologist of the Month! This months'
winner is:
Nigel Fine of Waldorf, MD!
Nigel won the Cadillac Jack's amateur comedy competition, and more
recently, had his first paying gig. Congratulations and keep up the good
work, Nigel.
Every month, Cerebral-punishment.com is going to recognize one of
Brian Lee's best fans.....the Brian-tologist of the Month! This months'
winner is:
Nigel Fine of Waldorf, MD!
Nigel won the Cadillac Jack's amateur comedy competition, and more
recently, had his first paying gig. Congratulations and keep up the good
work, Nigel.
Cerebral
Punishment
Punishment
| Next show: Fatyboys Country Store - April 9th. |
"Brian-Buster Recommendations":
Must See: "The Collector". It's like "Saw" on steroids. Who cares
about the story.....it's all about the carnage.
Must Avoid: "New Moon". If you watch this, you are either a 12 year old
girl or gay....or both.
Must See: "The Collector". It's like "Saw" on steroids. Who cares
about the story.....it's all about the carnage.
Must Avoid: "New Moon". If you watch this, you are either a 12 year old
girl or gay....or both.
