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New Year Resolutions!

Hello again everyone.  2007 is coming to a close, and it's time to make all those resolutions that usually last about one week.  I figured I would share a few of mine...see if they match any of yours.

-I resolve to work less (at my day job, of course).

-I will step up my battle to eradicate Rap music.

-I will stop looking at women objectiveley and instead look at them as objects.  (If they continue to dress THAT way, I will look at them THAT way)

-While driving, if someone cuts me off, and they happen to be on a cell phone, I will follow them, pull them over, and beat them to death with said cell phone.

-If I am talking to someone, and they stop their conversation to "text" someone else on their cell phone...I will beat them with said cell phone.

-I will continue to carry grudges...just not maybe as long.

-I will drink less (I imagine that will be one that doesn't last long, but I figured I had to put it on here anyway)

-I will continue to hate all sports teams north of Pennslyvania.

-I will point out to people who wear cell phone ear pieces that they are not that important (you getting the impression that I hate cell phones?)

-And finally, I will make it a point to get back home more often...PA Rules!!!!!



I hope you have a great 2008 and I look forward to hearing back from you all soon.



Till then, drinks are on me,



BL


2007-12-31 15:15:36 GMT
Comments (1 total)
Author:Anonymous
So I take it you don't want me to text you (lol)
--Donna
2008-02-04 18:01:25 GMT