Happy New Year, my semi-loyal Lee-tards!  Time again for those pesky New Years Resolutions.  I waited a few extra days before I finally decided on mine....I think that way, I might have a better chance of keeping them.  So, what have we got in store for this year?  I resolve to:

- Bring back the words "Skulduggery" and "Nefarious".  They are not used nearly enough.

- Eradicate the ESPN empire.  Time for those Yankee-loving, New England jock-sniffing, no-hockey-showing, poker-is-not-a-sport-but-we show-it-anyway, desk jockey clown punchers to pay for their blatant racism, favoritism, and any other "ism" I can think of.

- No longer attempt to "rebuild old bridges", but instead focus on what the asshole on the other side of the bridge did to make me burn it, then figure out a way to launch missiles and bombs and implements of destruction across that gap onto said asshole.  Quite frankly, I don't like building bridges... I have people that handle my manual labor for me, anyway.

- Not be swayed into thinking that a great set of tits make up for lack of intelligence and personality.

- No longer check to see if a joke offends someone before I say it.  Call it comedy...call it satire...call it whatever you want....just deal with it.

- And to go along with the last one....more Heath Ledger jokes in 2009.

- Give up on watching baseball until they get a salary cap....unless I can get some material to bash the Yankees, Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, or any of the other steroid boys.



I think that's a good start.  So, let's hear it....what are your resolutions? 



Till next time...drinks are on me,



BL