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Random Rants for February 2009

Hello again, my semi-loyal Lee-Tards. Time for another round of Random Rants.

- After my Valentines' Rant, people wanted to know what I actually did for the VD weekend. Well, I spent the weekend watching tons of horror movies...."My Bloody Valentine 3D", the new "Friday the 13th", and about 6 cheesy horror movies from Blockbuster. Cause when it comes down to it, nothing says "Romance" like a high body count.

- Who's Out - Seth Rogen. Who's In - Danny McBride.

- Another year.....another baseball season....another Yankee caught cheating. Go figure.

- I mean, really, how is Seth Rogen still getting parts in movies? He plays the same role in EVERY one.

- I recently watched a movie called "Zombie Strippers" starring Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund. This movie had everything I could possibly love in a movie....zombies AND strippers. They should have just called this movie "To Brian....You're Welcome".

- Honestly Seth, aren't Canadians supposed to be funny? What happened to you?

- One word, people..............SHAM-WOW! Say it while doing "jazz hands"...it's even more fun that way.

- Come on, Kevin Smith couldn't even make Seth Rogen funny...and Kevin is a comic GENIUS!

- I had a very bad day yesterday. I REALLY missed my ex-girlfriend. Then I got to thinking...if I didn't drink as much, I would have a much steadier aim.

- Hey Seth Rogen, you know how I know you're gay? Cause that bit is the ONLY funny thing you have ever done. Oh, and cause you are Seth Fuckin' Rogen.

- And finally, Al Sharpton, please SHUT THE FUCK UP!

That's it for now.....oh, and Seth Rogen sucks.

Till next time....drinks are on me,

BL

2009-02-25 23:17:41 GMT

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Author:Anonymous

Call this site what it is ... woman hater 101. Sorry you've been burned.

2009-03-13 19:05:51 GMT

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		Random Rants for February 2009 Hello again, my semi-loyal Lee-Tards. Time for another round of Random Rants. - After my Valentines' Rant, people wanted to know what I actually did for the VD weekend. Well, I spent the weekend watching tons of horror movies...."My Bloody Valentine 3D", the new "Friday the 13th", and about 6 cheesy horror movies from Blockbuster. Cause when it comes down to it, nothing says "Romance" like a high body count. - Who's Out - Seth Rogen. Who's In - Danny McBride. - Another year.....another baseball season....another Yankee caught cheating. Go figure. - I mean, really, how is Seth Rogen still getting parts in movies? He plays the same role in EVERY one. - I recently watched a movie called "Zombie Strippers" starring Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund. This movie had everything I could possibly love in a movie....zombies AND strippers. They should have just called this movie "To Brian....You're Welcome". - Honestly Seth, aren't Canadians supposed to be funny? What happened to you? - One word, people..............SHAM-WOW! Say it while doing "jazz hands"...it's even more fun that way. - Come on, Kevin Smith couldn't even make Seth Rogen funny...and Kevin is a comic GENIUS! - I had a very bad day yesterday. I REALLY missed my ex-girlfriend. Then I got to thinking...if I didn't drink as much, I would have a much steadier aim. - Hey Seth Rogen, you know how I know you're gay? Cause that bit is the ONLY funny thing you have ever done. Oh, and cause you are Seth Fuckin' Rogen. - And finally, Al Sharpton, please SHUT THE FUCK UP! That's it for now.....oh, and Seth Rogen sucks. Till next time....drinks are on me, BL 2009-02-25 23:17:41 GMT Comments (1 total) Author:Anonymous Call this site what it is ... woman hater 101. Sorry you've been burned. 2009-03-13 19:05:51 GMT Site Home