* The Chemically Enhanced Comedy of Brian Lee *
I Got Your Valentine Right Here! Well, it's "Hallmark Holiday" time again. I am almost to the point where I get tired of convincing people that it's just not worth it. I know I have helped some people see the light on this one, but so many more out there still don't get it. For the benefit of those who are new to the site, or for those of you who just loved hearing about VD Day, click on the link below, then look for the "Archives", then look for "February". Yeah, that's a lot to remember, but it's sooo worth it. http://www.cerebral-punishment.com/WPBlog.html So basically, I am feeling lazy this month. Enjoy the pics..enjoy the old Rants...and just, enjoy! Till next time......drinks are on me, BL |
| next show: to be announced...soon! |
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| Reasons to Drink for February: 1 1861 - Texas voted to secede from the Union. Unfortunately, we let them back in and they brought Mexico with them. 2 1973 - NBC-TV debuted "Midnight Special." 3 1959 - Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper died in a plane crash in Iowa. Don Maclean went on to become a millionaire because of it. 4 1940. Happy Birthday George Romero. 5 1962. Happy Birthday to "Big Bully" Nick Busick. 6 1998 - Washington National Airport was renamed for U.S. Ronald Reagan with the signing of a bill by U.S. President Clinton. One of the very few good things Clinton ever did. 7 1962. Happy Birthday Eddie Izzard. 8 1988 - The Who reunited for their 25th anniversary at a London awards ceremony. 9 1997 - "The Simpsons" became the longest-running prime-time animated series. 10 1978 - Van Halen's debut album was released. 11 1964. Happy Birthday Sarah Palin. She might be crazy..but you know you would still do her. 12 1997 - David Bowie received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 13 1961 - Frank Sinatra unveiled his own recording label, Reprise. 14 1929 - The "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" took place in Chicago, IL. 15 1967 - The band Chicago formed. 16 2005 - The NHL announced the cancellation of the 2004-2005 season due to a labor dispute. 17 1934 - The first high school automobile driver’s education course was introduced in State College, PA. And THAT'S why PA has the best drivers. 18 1974 - KISS released their first album. 19 1980 - Bon Scott, lead singer of AC/DC, died at the age of 33. 20 1960 - Happy Birthday Joel Hodgson (MST3K) 21 Happy Birthday to my Dad! 22 1968 - Happy Birthday Jeri Ryan. 23 1970 - Ringo Starr guest starred on "Laugh-In." 24 1979 - "Roxanne" was released by The Police. 25 1987 - Frank Sinatra guest starred on CBS-TV's "Magnum P.I." 26 1977 - The Eagles' "Hotel California" was released. It's been played into the ground ever since. 27 1997 - In Ireland, divorce became legal. 28 1977 - Ray Charles was attacked by an audience member on stage. I wonder if he saw it coming. 29 Leap Year. You can only drink on this day once every 4 years. |
| Brian's Bucket List! Just a random listing of things Brian wants "to do" before it's all over. This month: Milla Jovovich! |
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| "Brian-Buster" Recommendations" Must See: "Red State". Kevin Smith (Clerks) tries his hand at horror. Michael Parks deserves to win an Oscar for this movie. Must Avoid: "Twillight: Breaking Dawn". If you watched any of these shit movies, you probably shouldn't be reading this site. |
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| Ask Moose-Tradamus ! It's your opportunity to ask C.P.s official mascot, Manitoba Moose, anything! Your future, love life, stock tips, whatever. Send in your questions and see who has the "Moose-Tradamus Question of the Month"! Maurice M. of Marina, CA asks: "Who are you picking to win the Super Bowl?" Moose-Tradamus says: The New York Giants. 21-17. It's a lock! |
